I was coerced into blogging by a very special friend of mine who shall remain nameless. I think that's because she is a secret superhero. I'm assuming her super power is consuming vast quantities of vodka without tipping over. But I could be wrong. Although I highly doubt it. Shoot, combine her skill with mine in regards to scotch and we're the freaking Super Twins! "Form of... Stumbling Blond In Wobbly Heels!"
But I digress. I've never really blogged before. I have always been convinced that blogging was for people who lacked serious social talent and were smarmy shut ins. Either that or they were so wholly consumed with their own self they couldn't imagine a world without strict interest in every move they make. Having said that, I frequently update my status on Facebook and have a Twitter account. So I guess this was the next natural step for me(thanks nameless friend). I see why she recommended I start my own blog. I can't imagine anybody NOT being interested in the deplorable thoughts that roam through the forest of my tiny little mind.
I suppose this shall be an interesting experiment for me. Can I keep up with the blogging Joneses? Will I be able to maintain my blog in between SuperPoke Pets and updating my status on the aforementioned Facebook? Will anybody find this interesting or will my rambling blogs become fodder for the invisible wizards that live in my computer and read only the unreadable parts of the internet? Will you tell your friends to read this blog because you found this "weirdo" online who is telling everyone about her daily triumphs over the mundane? Will they ever discover a laser that will remove those crazy scars from Seals face? Why do they give you one tiny ketchup packet with your fries at Sonic? Which by the way totally pisses me off. Your fries aren't that great that they don't need ketchup Sonic Drive-In. You are no McDonalds! Throw in, I don't know, like 5 packeages and we'll see. Oh, and an extra mint too please.
You see now the crazy writings that will inevitably spring forth from my fingertips while blogging and you want more don't you? Go ahead and subscribe, I dare you. You see I... gotta' go. Ian just walked in with my cold beer and it's 3:30pm, which means I am behind in my drinking schedule.
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oh ho ho ho- so samsmama convinces you to blog and she hasn't even commented yet? Sucker! I win!
ReplyDeleteAnd I can already tell I'm going to like you- you know samsmama and you drink lot! woo hoo!
let the games begin!!!!
Listen up, Mary, I was busy setting up my secret identity so that I could comment and follow. Suck it!
ReplyDeleteOk, what's it been, 24 hours since I "coerced" you into blogging? And THIS is what you come up with? BRILLIANT! I'm not at all surprised though. LOVE the title! I can't wait for what's next.
Seriously, why doe Sonic think their food is so great. Those fries BEG for ketchup.
um YEP. You'll fit right in.
ReplyDeleteYeah, Sonic fries (and tots) need ketchup, but they always give me like 4 or 5 packets. And several mints, to boot.
ReplyDeleteWelcome to the blogosphere, but your nameless friend runs in a strange crowd, so expect the weirdos to show up here.
Thanks everyone. Weirdos are welcome. As a matter of fact, they are revered in my court!
ReplyDeleteLet the weirdo parade begin LOL
ReplyDeleteWelcome to the wonderful, wacky world of blogging:)
Welcome to blogging, its wonderful and crazy.
ReplyDeleteFrank I bet you get extra ketchup because you wear low cut shirts.
ReplyDeleteWell, any friend of Your #1 Stalker's is a friend of mine, so welcome, Gwenivere!
ReplyDeleteOh, and Frank's totally right about the weirdos among us. Not that I'm naming names or anything.... I'll wait till I've had a drinky poo (or three) before doing that. ;-)
welcome to the blogging thing!!!!!!!! you'll do just fine!
ReplyDeleteI have a feeling you're going to be very good at this blogging shit...hahaha!
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